Chapter 25

FIrst Quarter

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Tell Simone I’m not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And RSVP yes to the Michael Kor’s party. I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. And call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time. No, I don’t want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. Then call my husband, ask him to please to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. Also tell Richard I saw all the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also, I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwyneth’s second cover try. I wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet. Who is that?
Miranda Priestly

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What Happens When You Don’t Sleep

1. You lay in bed for hours trying to force yourself to go to sleep
2. Resistance is futile. Being awake wins.
3. So many games to play on your phone and things to be downloaded.
4. Since I have to be awake in another hour, might as well bide my time.
5. Buzzfeed.
6. Through a series of tubes and links, this leads you to the Christian the lion video.
7. You weep openly.
8. Get ready for work.

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